But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and WATCH is the sun.
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oh zorg you guys I just heard the news about mirthbesters what are they gonna do without gary, trent and corey
are there any futures involving young adults that don’t also happen in a dystopian color-bleached hellsphere with some sort of elaborately staged survival competaphor
vacationing with family. day two. my father ragequits a card game. it has begun.
KENTUCKY DERBY YALL TIME TO BRIEFLY PRETEND TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HORSES
man, fuck that stupid Clash of Clans game. my 10 year old kid and all his friends saw the ad and started a clan together and then DRAMA! TEARS! ultimatums carried out and regretted! accidental bannings!! this thing has only been a part of my life for three days and I already want to shoot it out the airlock.