YA MISSED ME BY A FEW MILES, SUCKER, BWAHAHAHAHA.
And the fifth angel did sound his trumpet, and from it did spill all the great beasts that bite and claw. And a third of them were lions of the plains, and a third were tigers of the forests, and a third were bears of the mountains, and in unison they did descend upon the land of the great rivers in the Middle-West. Lo, they did seek out the men that lay with men, and also the women that lay with women and WHAT THE FUCK IS PAT ROBERTSON SMOKING AND CAN I HAVE IT WHEN HE DIES BECAUSE IT SOUNDS AWESOME?
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