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  1. ihatewhatilove: goddessofcheese: ayries: w… hat YA MISSED ME BY A FEW MILES, SUCKER, BWAHAHAHAHA. seriously though And the fifth angel did sound his trumpet, and from it did spill all the great beasts that bite and claw.  And a third of them were lions of the plains, and a third were tigers of the forests, and a third were bears of the mountains, and in unison they did descend upon the land of the great rivers in the Middle-West.  Lo, they did seek out the men that lay with men, and also the women that lay with women and WHAT THE FUCK IS PAT ROBERTSON SMOKING AND CAN I HAVE IT WHEN HE DIES BECAUSE IT SOUNDS AWESOME? You know this is a parody site, right?

    ihatewhatilove:

    goddessofcheese:

    ayries:

    w… hat

    YA MISSED ME BY A FEW MILES, SUCKER, BWAHAHAHAHA.

    seriously though

    And the fifth angel did sound his trumpet, and from it did spill all the great beasts that bite and claw.  And a third of them were lions of the plains, and a third were tigers of the forests, and a third were bears of the mountains, and in unison they did descend upon the land of the great rivers in the Middle-West.  Lo, they did seek out the men that lay with men, and also the women that lay with women and WHAT THE FUCK IS PAT ROBERTSON SMOKING AND CAN I HAVE IT WHEN HE DIES BECAUSE IT SOUNDS AWESOME?

    You know this is a parody site, right?

    2. Source: borowitzreport.com

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